Here come the claws - group night is here! I'm stoked.
Dreds Girl and Bikini Girl in the same group. Fun.
Tatiana crazy dressed up girl is having a hissy fit, and her group is sabotaging her - so she tries picking up a new group! Buuuut then changes her mind. And a crazy black girl who calls Tatiana psycho when she's equally as psycho yourself.
Now, Kristin versus Nancy. Kristin looks like Mena Suvari, and Nancy looks like a fifty year old. Jeez, let the girl rest. Now, emo gay boy is throwing a hissy fit and Nancy is trying to rally everyone on her side.
Now here is Team Diva! Bikini Girl went to bed early, and Dreds girl talks like Napoleon Dynamite. Katrina/Bikini Girl is crying while everyone else goes on without her.
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Now, Bikini Girl is ill and doesn't want to even come out o the blanket. I'd like to say that I feel bad for her. But I don't.
Nancy and Nathaniel are still creating drama.
We have a small montage of groups that actually get along, but those aren't good TV, so we'll move on quickly!
Oh, here comes Bikini Girl again - she's not quitting after all, and Dreds girl with her name tag on her head is not gonna be stoked. Look at those girls dog her! Before the commercial break, the ominous gospel choir is here to tell us that this won't be pretty!
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Forget the words, you're out! (echoechoecho!!!)
Matt Giraud, Kris Allen, that girl, and Justin Williams - harmony and beatboxing was on POINT! Justin's vocals were the weakest, though. Thankfully, the group covered up for him and they're all through.
Poor Austin Sisneros. And J.B. Ahfua. I liked these kids.
NORMAN GENTLE IS THROUGH, YO!
ACTION SQUAD!!!! Harmony was definitely not on point. That wasn't even a mess. That was...I don't know. ALEX AND ANNE MARIE!! WOO! I really liked Anne Marie. And Emily is out. I didn't like her. Ryan Pinkston thinks Paua Abdul is possessed. Yup. That's about it.
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Well, my Simon's back! Anger and bluntness is all back! Seems just like old days.
Danny Gokey, Jamar Rogers, Taylor Vaifanua, and the other girl - went a capella and KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK! YES! GO GO GO GOKEY! Go Rainbow Coalition!
Jaremy Michael Sarver, Adam Lambert = oh HELL yes. Adam's high notes are kickass.
Now the moment of truth for Team Diva. Dreds girl's name is Rose. Lauren Barnes is terrible. Katrina/Bikini girl is terrible and skanky. Rose still looks like she's high. Jasmine Murray did the best out of the group and has my props.
"I was in heels since five in the morning, and I have scoliosis!"
Nice job, Bikini girl.
And what now, I was right! Jasmine made it! Bikini Girl refuses to congratulate Jasmine. Kara had it right, "God, what a bitch."
According to Bikini Girl, they're all fake! Slap her. Slap her now. But thankfully, she is GONE. We could have skipped this if we'd listened to Kara to begin with.
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The Osmond boy got cut!
Anyway, here comes Tatiana. Muna Hiluf doesn't know how to mesh with a GROUP, Tatiana forgot the words and is an attention whore (which we already knew). BUT THEY'RE SAFE.
I'm honestly surprised. VERY surprised. Especially Muna. Tatiana loves you all, though. You're all a part of her for the rest of her life. Thank you. THANK you.
And finally here is Team Compromise - I think Nathaniel's piercings must be infected and going to his brain. He's so - ugh.
Nancy Wilson can't sing.
Kristin McNamara rocked it - she carried the performance, even though she's tired and thinks Simon was inviting her to dinner.
Nancy was the suckiest one in the group, and I don't use that term lightly. And she's the one who didn't get through. Imagine, she was the one bossing them around. And she's acting like it's someone else's fault.
This was eventful. Cute.
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