Not-So-Mistaken Identity

Ok, so basically, I've been getting emails from an email address that's supposedly Erik (read: not a cat in hell's chance that it's really him). In any case, here's the latest out of quite a few I've gotten from that account.

You kno?! Am gettin' so fuckn' tired of ur dramassss!!!!
idk y i've Ever date u. or Marry you! I bet ur jus diggn' for my money! Its a little desprete and pathetic...to Me. but You know, its O.k.

did u ever thought of maybe? we wouldnt last long? Wat if? wat will u Do?

First of all, anyone reading this has one guess who this sounds like. I won't point fingers, and I won't name names - but honestly, who does this sound like?

Second - Oh. My. GOSH. First of all, if this was Erik, there wouldn't be any of this stupid gold-digging talk. Erik knows that he practically needs to nag me to get me to spend a cent out of our joint account - no matter how much Erik wants to take care of me, I've always insisted on taking care of myself.

Sorry, but I know what my HUSBAND's speaking and typing sound like, and he definitely doesn't sound like that.