Lovely. Just *lovely*.

Well, I suppose the saga never ends with this girl, because she's just hit a creative streak. Let's take a look at Exhibit A:

Besides my obvious issues with the spelling (e.g. 'Beuty'), and the obnoxious glitter, it was incredibly random. But like I've said before, I'm flattered that she remembered - I am not a bitch. I am the bitch. However, even when I was a little girl, I was taught that if someone started taking shots, I'm fully expected to retaliate in kind.

So bearing that in mind, we shall move on to Exhibit B.

Perhaps I am indeed an ugly bitch. Heaven knows I'm indeed capable of extreme amounts of bitchiness. But if so, she'd have no time to even acknowledge me if she was anything better. You do the math. If it's any consolation, I actually used a picture where I look like a bitch.