American Idol - Jacksonville, FL

Overacting singer trying to sound like Jojo, and carrying a freaky looking puppy. And girls making out. xD

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Ok, so I missed the first minute or so, but we're in Jacksonville, FL!

Here's is a girl with a funny face and a dress that looks like a picnic blanket, and her name is something that I couldn't even catch. Like Danishke or something or something, haha. Is that a wig? And she thinks she sings well, according to her mom. Kenishwa! That's her name, haha.

And a girl with a tiara and a man face, and hair that looks like a Hannah Montana wig. Julissa Veloz is a good singer, but she overacts so much, and her eyes are so droopy. She reminds me of a caveman. But she brought Paula back from her walkout. Nice gimmick, Droopy.

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And here's crazy wild talkative man, Darin Darnell. Going up to a white girl. "Don't confuse her with Naomi Campbell, she's not black!" And oh. Now he's crying. That's exactly what we need, a bipolar American Idol! And oh. I want to cry now that he's singing.

Here's a creepy, jumpy white girl with a friend who is obsessed with Randy Jackson. How cute. "AT LAST! AT LONG LAST!" Randy gets a lapdance! And Simon and Paula, back together again. It's a lapdance fest. "Good boy, Ryan!" Oh! This is Naomi NOT Campbell! "Looooooooving you! La la la la la..."

"I hit my high note and everything, and I did it really well this time!'

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And here's a girl with better hair, but a distorted face. She really doesn't look 16. Jasmine Murray is very generic, and makes that damn whiny noise when she changes notes. She is NOT a very good singer, I don't care what they say. She sounds like a seal.

MOUNTAIN MAN GEORGE RAMIREZ! Whooooo loves physics. A bit loony, this one. "I don't want to spend my whole life a-waiting for you-hoooo...no-hooo.."

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And here is Anne Marie, who is really pretty and simple. I like her a lot - but they're making her change? Makeup and taking off her jacket!

Timeout from her! This is T.K. Hash, who is giving us a generic rendition of John Lennon, a poor man's David Archuleta.

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And here is Michael Perelli, panic-boy who is nothing without his guitar. Get this boy a Kleenex. He's got an interesting, folksy voice, and Hey There Delilah sounded really good earlier. Poor guy. I like him a lot better than Seal Girl.

And here's Anne Marie Boskovich with her image change. She's singing Bubbly! Well. I think I sing it almost as good as she does, hah. But she gets props for that song, and I do NOT want her to get cocky and obnoxious. I like her a lot.

And now we leave you with our "Walking on Sunshine" montage. And being flashed by a redneck!